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جک دسته اول

یه روز اصفهانیه تو مسابقات رالی شرکت میکنه وسط راه مسافر سوار می کنه

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به ترکه میگن با بالش جمله بساز. میگه بالش؟ خیلی خوب یه روز رفته بودم شکار، یه پرنده دیدم شلیک کردم خورد به بالش. یارو میگه عجب خریه این. بابا این بالش نه اون بالش. ترکه میگه هااااااا اون بالش یه روز رفته بودم شکار، یه پرنده دیدم میخواستم بزنم به این بالش ولی خورد به اون بالش یارو کف میکنه میگه خره من بالش توشک لحاف اینچیزا رو میگم. ولش کن حالا با توشک جمله بساز ترکه میگه با توشک. خیلی خوب یه روز رفته بودم شکار، یه پرنده دیدم، والا توشک بودم بزنم به این بالش یا اون بالش

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برچسب ها: جک، خنده دار، طنز، جک اصفهانی، جک ترکی، فقط خنده،

نوشته شده در تاریخ پنجشنبه 19 فروردین 1389 | توسط: امیرحسین طا... | طبقه بندی: جک و لطیفه، | نظرات()

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